Never accept mind-altering substances from someone you don't know. It's difficult to determine which way the alteration goes.

Instructions for a remarkable display of gluttony

1) Go to some Korean barbeque spot and eat until you're full.

2) Order some more food and eat until your stomach is in actual pain from the amount of food in it.

3) Distract yourself for a few hours, perhaps by hitting a karaoke lounge and drinking a little.

4) Walk out into the cold air, cancel the cab you just called, and step into the 24 hour Korean barbeque restaurant next door for supper.

5) Order enough food to feed 4 starving people.

6) Eat until you feel queasy.

I can hardly believe I ate so damn much. It's bloody ridiculous. I think I'll swear off Korean barbeque for a little while. Maybe a year or two.

An extraordinarily compelling reason not to have kids.

Tired

Time to stop relinquishing the initiative. This is no longer acceptable. If it comes to that, then forget it.

Forget it.

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William Hulbert